Chasing Amy's ending

I think Chasing Amy shoud have had a different ending.

Pimp my Ride

"Pimp my Ride" couldn't get funnier if it was an SNL sketch. The little sister says "i like it that the car doesnt smell like dirty socks anymore" HAHAHA. See what I mean?

Married or bust. Bust.

I trully don't know if I'll get married before 40, but Im not scared. One of my biggest fears though is to not find my soulmate. Even worse, marr someone just for not ending up alone.

you should always follow your gut, and live life like you want it. I beleive things work out themselves then.

It's not supposed to be like this!

I'm sure every man would be honored to die for a noble cause. How sad is it for an 18 year old girl or boy to die for that bastard Bush and his oil hunger. At 18 years old many of these soldiers are virgins I'm sure. They don't even get that, let alone spend the rest of their life beleving in what the army but mostly the government shoul've REALLY taught them.

Give me mine

Every person dreams of getting at least one standng ovation in his/her lifetime.

Fashion segment, is it bad for you?!?!

I'm not against a fashion segment on TV, but it should be way smaller than it is now.

USA's fear is sad

It's sad USA's fear. Dr. 90210 sells it too (not only stupidity). I'm just watching "Dr. Li's" house beeing made safe for her baby. outlets and tables are deadly objects, even get a scary effect! [insert dramatic chipmunk here] Chan chan chan!! sad, man.

UPDATE: casually, 5min after writing the above i come across this video...


"He's going to jail, ok? didn't have to go this way, but he didn't follow my instructions of obeying to take the ticket... so I tasered his ass. (he can refuse legally i gues, i really dont remember) You know, I'm going to show this tape over some bears with my friends. My other stipider friends who look up to me for getting to be a cop. they never made it out of white-trashville if you know what i mean. You know. Work at KFC and shit. I buy some chicken now and then and let them keep the change, I do my part to give back. it really didn't have to go this way ma'am. bye bye now."

Remembering my first encounters with porn

Im watching some crazy 80s porn. its fucking hilarious. the girls' underwear is funny. thank fsm we have thongs nowadays.

bring back hairy pussies!! im kiding, never bring back hairy pussies. ethey're beautiful shaved :P

Randal and me

I can fuckin see myself in randall when he asks dante in jail to stay. i've fucking said that to my fuckin best friendwith only a look. thats the kind of connection i have with that (ironically also tubby) bitch. yes sir.

Jay and Bob piss my pants

I mean, I fuckin piss my pants. I used to think 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' was one of the less good movies fof Smith, but watching it on weed is THE SHIT!! Damn! Do yourselves a favor, get some snootchie and enjoy the movie... Snoogans!! :P