My Truth is Better than Yours

Any good cover bands in Youtube?

2007-12-27T21:34:00.001-08:00

Anyone knows of a good list or guide to good cover bands in Youtube? I'd realy like to know...

Ali Larter + Amy Smart = wet pants

2007-12-18T09:06:00.001-08:00

Imagine a Heroes-style fight and some love-making afterwards...

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-ali_larter_gets_engaged.php

DAMN!!! I just came just thinking about it...

efing clever gift

2007-12-11T00:35:00.000-08:00

This is fucking clever man, haha
http://www.atypyk-e-shop.com/boutique_us/fiche_produit.cfm?type=6&ref=AT26107&code_lg=lg_us&pag=1&num=0

Lindsay likes'em gay and Howard Sternish?

2007-12-10T11:52:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan's man-of-the-day looks a little like a gay howard Stern on acid, dont you think?

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/lindsay_lohan_snags_a_new_man.php

I see thongs and Corvettes :P

2007-12-10T00:27:00.000-08:00

These Google Street View Sightings sites are awesome!!1

Girls and thongs, Nose picking, nudity, a pimped Corvette... Too funny man, on weed of course :P

Ninja Parade!!1

2007-12-02T21:10:00.000-08:00

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/113007/media.php?media=ninja.wmv

DAMN NIGGA!!!

2007-12-02T20:51:00.000-08:00

http://galleries.wickedweasel.com/contributors/posts/2007-11-16/diamond/2

Chasing Amy's ending

2007-11-26T20:07:00.001-08:00

I think Chasing Amy shoud have had a different ending.

Pimp my Ride

2007-11-26T19:54:00.001-08:00

"Pimp my Ride" couldn't get funnier if it was an SNL sketch. The little sister says "i like it that the car doesnt smell like dirty socks anymore" HAHAHA. See what I mean?

Married or bust. Bust.

2007-11-26T19:39:00.000-08:00

I trully don't know if I'll get married before 40, but Im not scared. One of my biggest fears though is to not find my soulmate. Even worse, marr someone just for not ending up alone.

you should always follow your gut, and live life like you want it. I beleive things work out themselves then.

It's not supposed to be like this!

2007-11-26T19:27:00.000-08:00

I'm sure every man would be honored to die for a noble cause. How sad is it for an 18 year old girl or boy to die for that bastard Bush and his oil hunger. At 18 years old many of these soldiers are virgins I'm sure. They don't even get that, let alone spend the rest of their life beleving in what the army but mostly the government shoul've REALLY taught them.

Give me mine

2007-11-26T19:21:00.000-08:00

Every person dreams of getting at least one standng ovation in his/her lifetime.

Fashion segment, is it bad for you?!?!

2007-11-26T19:19:00.001-08:00

I'm not against a fashion segment on TV, but it should be way smaller than it is now.

USA's fear is sad

2007-11-26T18:49:00.000-08:00

It's sad USA's fear. Dr. 90210 sells it too (not only stupidity). I'm just watching "Dr. Li's" house beeing made safe for her baby. outlets and tables are deadly objects, even get a scary effect! [insert dramatic chipmunk here] Chan chan chan!! sad, man.

UPDATE: casually, 5min after writing the above i come across this video...

"He's going to jail, ok? didn't have to go this way, but he didn't follow my instructions of obeying to take the ticket... so I tasered his ass. (he can refuse legally i gues, i really dont remember) You know, I'm going to show this tape over some bears with my friends. My other stipider friends who look up to me for getting to be a cop. they never made it out of white-trashville if you know what i mean. You know. Work at KFC and shit. I buy some chicken now and then and let them keep the change, I do my part to give back. it really didn't have to go this way ma'am. bye bye now."

Remembering my first encounters with porn

2007-11-24T02:47:00.000-08:00

Im watching some crazy 80s porn. its fucking hilarious. the girls' underwear is funny. thank fsm we have thongs nowadays.

bring back hairy pussies!! im kiding, never bring back hairy pussies. ethey're beautiful shaved :P

Randal and me

2007-11-23T22:29:00.001-08:00

I can fuckin see myself in randall when he asks dante in jail to stay. i've fucking said that to my fuckin best friendwith only a look. thats the kind of connection i have with that (ironically also tubby) bitch. yes sir.

Jay and Bob piss my pants

2007-11-04T01:49:00.000-07:00

I mean, I fuckin piss my pants. I used to think 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' was one of the less good movies fof Smith, but watching it on weed is THE SHIT!! Damn! Do yourselves a favor, get some snootchie and enjoy the movie... Snoogans!! :P

Nina Simone, Cinderella and Tool... on weed!!

2007-10-27T15:57:00.000-07:00

Holy shit, I just spent like 10min recovering my password for this blogger shit. I dn't like blogger so much, i feel it's kinda girly.

Well, I've been looking at plenty music on Youtube and the Johnn Lennon Songwriting Contest Winners (I don't remember how I got there...)

The thing is this R&B girl (Porche Smith) remembers me of Nina Simone. I just fucking LOVE Nina Simone's 'Work Song'. I just had like 1 3/5 joints and this is just fucking good music to listen on weed.

I couldn,t find a Nina Simone version in Youtube, but found these two videos:

Jazz Version by this Cannonball Adderley Guy

Cinderella's WOrk Song, hahaha!!

Also, these last few days I've re-discovered Tool, the band. Holy fucking SHEET!! It's brilliant music man. NOthing beats listening at Stinkfist on weed. Just f'ing awesome.

Weed is the best shit man. Peace.

A little about the blog and me

2007-10-10T01:27:00.000-07:00

The name

Cool name, right? "MyTruthIsBetterThanYours" I like to think I get my inspiration for these stupid rants from men like Chris Rock and Denis Leary, Kevin Smith or George Carlin. The few comedy MP3s I have, and the few shows I manage to catch. I love their comedy, it's so sacrcastic and real. These guys are geniuses at their job. If you like these guys you're probably my crowd.

The author

I'm a late-20s male latino, living in some third-nation country. I like the above mentioned and this is my first try at a little comedy through sometimes random rants and some deeply tought-out ideas. Most of the time on weed.

The content and copyright

I like the Creative Commons thing so I'll say this:

Use my jokes and any material written here as you wish, even with lucrative purposes. I only want you to mention my blog when you do. Better if it's right after the good jokes, that's good advertising space right there. I would guess that when you hear a good joke and retract to your seat to laugh your mind is paying attention for a possible funny-afterthought by the host. You hear 'mcdonalds' there and think its part of the joke.
Right there, Ronald McDonald just got into your tooshie. That's a good analogy for the marketing world and big corporations, right? :) Moobie the cow performs constant cavity searches cause we're on the munchie train going fast. Monthly and/or quarterly penetrations by the cute iguana for the insurance people on tv. Nice.

Welcome to me and Mr.T, my first post

2007-10-09T10:52:00.000-07:00

I actually wanted to namethe blog 'truthbyme' but it was taken. If it becomes popular this guy will be 'lucky receiver of links by moi'. These were my exact thoughts (I write A LOT on textfiles):

so im thinkng of naming the site truthbyme
slogan: is what I TRY to say. hey, at least I try...

This blog will be my little way of trying to explain that although i joke a lot and don't care much for much things, I care about the important stuff and think this is the area that needs stimulation. I will be trying to make you laugh based on my sometimes stupid ideas but mostly genius I guess, at least according to my mom. The mamma allways got yo' back. Be good to your motha would say the original G and fool-pittyer, Mr. T. Mario 'no like flying' Baracus.

Wanna see how he pitties fools?

He's dancing, hahaha!!! Like a bear! The show's called 'I pitty the fool' man! Damn!

Mr. T rocks, don't EVER forget it.

Speaking of Mr.T

2007-10-10T01:17:00.001-07:00

He wants to quit! But he cAn't. Fool-pittying i sure adictive.

Anything said by Mr.t is fucking funny, but Mr.t + Conan is too much. Too much!!