Saturday, October 27, 2007

Nina Simone, Cinderella and Tool... on weed!!

Holy shit, I just spent like 10min recovering my password for this blogger shit. I dn't like blogger so much, i feel it's kinda girly.

Well, I've been looking at plenty music on Youtube and the Johnn Lennon Songwriting Contest Winners (I don't remember how I got there...)

The thing is this R&B girl (Porche Smith) remembers me of Nina Simone. I just fucking LOVE Nina Simone's 'Work Song'. I just had like 1 3/5 joints and this is just fucking good music to listen on weed.

I couldn,t find a Nina Simone version in Youtube, but found these two videos:

Jazz Version by this Cannonball Adderley Guy



Cinderella's WOrk Song, hahaha!!




Also, these last few days I've re-discovered Tool, the band. Holy fucking SHEET!! It's brilliant music man. NOthing beats listening at Stinkfist on weed. Just f'ing awesome.

Weed is the best shit man. Peace.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

A little about the blog and me

The name


Cool name, right? "MyTruthIsBetterThanYours" I like to think I get my inspiration for these stupid rants from men like Chris Rock and Denis Leary, Kevin Smith or George Carlin. The few comedy MP3s I have, and the few shows I manage to catch. I love their comedy, it's so sacrcastic and real. These guys are geniuses at their job. If you like these guys you're probably my crowd.

The author


I'm a late-20s male latino, living in some third-nation country. I like the above mentioned and this is my first try at a little comedy through sometimes random rants and some deeply tought-out ideas. Most of the time on weed.

The content and copyright


I like the Creative Commons thing so I'll say this:

Use my jokes and any material written here as you wish, even with lucrative purposes. I only want you to mention my blog when you do. Better if it's right after the good jokes, that's good advertising space right there. I would guess that when you hear a good joke and retract to your seat to laugh your mind is paying attention for a possible funny-afterthought by the host. You hear 'mcdonalds' there and think its part of the joke.
Right there, Ronald McDonald just got into your tooshie. That's a good analogy for the marketing world and big corporations, right? :) Moobie the cow performs constant cavity searches cause we're on the munchie train going fast. Monthly and/or quarterly penetrations by the cute iguana for the insurance people on tv. Nice.

Speaking of Mr.T

He wants to quit! But he cAn't. Fool-pittying i sure adictive.


Anything said by Mr.t is fucking funny, but Mr.t + Conan is too much. Too much!!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Welcome to me and Mr.T, my first post

I actually wanted to namethe blog 'truthbyme' but it was taken. If it becomes popular this guy will be 'lucky receiver of links by moi'. These were my exact thoughts (I write A LOT on textfiles):
so im thinkng of naming the site truthbyme
slogan: is what I TRY to say. hey, at least I try...
This blog will be my little way of trying to explain that although i joke a lot and don't care much for much things, I care about the important stuff and think this is the area that needs stimulation. I will be trying to make you laugh based on my sometimes stupid ideas but mostly genius I guess, at least according to my mom. The mamma allways got yo' back. Be good to your motha would say the original G and fool-pittyer, Mr. T. Mario 'no like flying' Baracus.

Wanna see how he pitties fools?



He's dancing, hahaha!!! Like a bear! The show's called 'I pitty the fool' man! Damn!

Mr. T rocks, don't EVER forget it.